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Remember my sworn enemy, Rocket Monkeys? Yeah, I'm going back to THAT episode. You know, THAT episode.

Here, diamondrain676, here's a competing Everything Wrong With for you. Yeah, he plans on doing an Everything Wrong With on this one, so I decided I'd do it too since I RRRRRRREEEEEEAAAAAALLLLLYYYY HATE this episode. The only episode I hate more is Exchange Student From the Black Lagoon, which I should do an Everything Wrong With on. (I know Gamewafflez already did Everything Wrong Withs respectively on the two, but still, can I have a little fun)

Don't worry, diamondrain676, I'm sure yours will be more popular than mine.

Here's the episode: www.watchcartoononline.com/roc… (skip to 11:11)

So let's get to the actual sins!

BEGIN:

0. Yum, camera glass is delicious! (Seriously though, that's disgusting.) (11:38)

1. Ah-ah-ah. They're the worst monkeys IN GENERAL ever. (11:42)

2. Also the Rocket Monkeys are snorting invisible cocaine with both nostrils. (11:42)

3. Wally is licking blue piss. (11:47)

4. Yeah, filler! That's what I like in my cartoons! (11:51)

5. So is this a Creepypasta? (11:52)

6. Boner cloth. The fact that it's a statue of a kitty doesn't help... I think. (11:56)

7. Rocket Kitty isn't made of wood like they said. (12:01)

8. Seriously, they're disrespecting a person they should be honoring, while playing some rock music? (12:03)

9. Speaking of which this song sucks. (12:07)

10. The song was so awful it set fire to the statue of Rocket Kitty whom they, again, should be honoring. Remind me why these characters are likable? (12:15)

11. So Gus and Wally caused Space 9/11? From now on you should be Adolf Gus-Ler and Wally bin Laden. (12:21)

12. I counted 17 candles. (12:33)

13. JUMP SCARE! (12:35)

14. Also I don't like seeing the Rocket Monkeys in a bikini, that's disgusting. (12:35)

15. They kill the oldest GASI agent. Again, our heroes! 10 sins! (12:39)

25. And they don't notice she's dead. Fuck you, Rocket Monkeys! Fuck you! (12:43)

35. So is this a cartoon, or a baseball game? (12:48)

36. Everyone's reaction to this episode. (12:50)

37. Stupid characters are oblivious to their actions cliche. (12:53)

38. Insulting your target audience. (12:59)

39. BMO wannabe. (13:02)

40. The BMO wannabe has a stereotypical accent. So is this the Rocket MonKKKeys? (13:05)

41. Y'know what, it'd be best if this thing reviewed itself. (13:08)

42. What? I can't understand what you're saying. (13:12)

43. You're still a lying idiot. (13:17)

44. You're using that as an excuse for terrible writing. G-g-guys, don't do that. (13:20)

45. In or out of this show's universe? (13:22)

46. Obvious joke. (13:24)

47. Correction, you're pleasing no one. (13:25)

48. Let's see... me, Coolioking, LordIxis, MikeTheKoopaWarrior, MrEnter, you, pretty much EVERYBODY. (13:31)

49. Bullshit, that statue was clearly made of wax and metal, there's no way it turned into burnt sticks. (13:34)

50. So they left her corpse to rot? (13:35)

51. Was that his voice actor complaining to the Rocket Monkeys team? (13:42)

52. Steven Spielberg does not deserve to be mentioned in this piece of crap. (13:48)

53. Also, one-eyed monster. (13:48)

54. Dick-clops acts like a dick to Lord Peel. (14:00)

55. Ambiguously gay agent. (14:12)

56. That sounds very phallic. (14:16)

57. *long rant incoming* So was she involved in a relationship with Lord Peel in some episode I haven't seen yet? Explain the joke. I haven't even seen them interact with another episode. What the hell did she even have to do with anything? She was a secondary main character in a completely unrelated episode and made a cameo appearance in this one's sister episode. Neither episode had anything to do with Lord Peel! This came right the fuck out of nowhere and was completely pointless! Explain what the fucking joke is! (14:19)

58. Is he supposed to be the villain? You made me root specifically for him, and only him, because he's the only likable character in this show besides BMO Wannabe! (14:31)

59. Where are these camera lights coming from? How many are there? (14:34)

60. What? What do you mean all the tours? Fire them? Okay Benson. (14:35)

61. Transition has the Rocket Monkeys as flowers... I don't get it. (14:36)

62. You realized this just now? (14:42)

63. Is that some sort of symbolism? (14:46)

64. Oh goody, you're still going the lol randumb way. You know, you could make this work like Chowder and SpongeBob did, but no. This isn't funny. Remember when I made an Everything Wrong with a Coconut Fred's Fruit Salad Island episode? Remind me to do one on A Cold Day on Fruit Salad Island. (14:51)

65. No, Sirius is a far away star. (14:53)

66. What the hell is with the synth pad there? (14:58)

67. Also Wally bin Laden has a rape face. (14:58)

77. Reject Chowder character's feet. (14:58)

78. Fire them. Fire them. Just fire the fucking monkeys. Stop giving them chances. This is proof that you don't care about the quality of your ship, or your agents' safety. 25 sins. (15:01)

103. Isn't bathtime supposed to be private? (15:09)

104. Also, they only try to be good when they get in trouble with their boss or owner or whatever. Remind me, what makes them likable characters? (15:09)

105. Again, Sirius is a far away star. (15:12)

106. There is no logical way this could've happened. (15:19)

107. Again with killing old ladies. (15:25)

108. Also, you're not even bothering to rescue her. I hate you, Wally bin Ladle. (15:26)

109. Why is Wally bin Llama naked again? (15:28)

110. Why haven't you fired those two dicks? (15:35)

111. What happened to the other orphans? (15:39)

112. You'd only do a mission to make yourself look good? I-I've got nothing. (15:42)

113. Says the one with no clothes. (15:45)

114. And thus the haters of My Gym Partner's a Monkey had a field day. (15:52)

115. Stock monkey images. (15:54)

116. Also those monkey images stare into my soul. (15:54)

117. Come to think of it, Adolf Gus-ler and Wally bin Loogies themselves also stare into your soul at all times... (15:54)

118. Poorly recorded sound effects. (15:59)

119. That's just forced. (16:00)

120. And what's with this show's obsession with one-eyed monsters? (16:02)

121. 5 sins for the phallic image on the bottom-right. (16:07)

126. Yes it was you fucking fuck! (16:30)

127. We get it, you hate the monkeys! Get to the plot already! (16:54)

128. When I said that I didn't mean pull a plot point out of your ass just because you've given up writing! (17:00)

129. Also Adolf Gus-Lark was smiling about it. (17:00)

130. Also, fuck you, Wally bin Loofah, for making one of the most reprehensible plots about to come up! 30 sins! (17:00)

160. Also terrible singing because every bad show ever has terrible music. (17:01)

161. So you know you're causing trouble and don't care about it? My god, you know it's bad when I praise one of THE WORST episodes of BREADWINNERS for being a better version of this! (17:07)

162. Just take him to the hospital. (17:13)

163. Stop staring into my soul. (17:17)

164. I must derp in order to avoid the monkeys! (17:20)

165. He walks off straight horizontally despite there being no straight ground in that scene. (17:28)

166. Oh, and they eat him because. Splordi-splordo-whatever was made unlikable by this too. At least he was hungry, but what's your excuse, Rocket Monkeys? (17:30)

167. You mean I don't already? (17:51)

168. Did he just say Sticky Wicky Banana Dude? I am not okay with that! (17:54)

169. Wholesale gag ripped off from Jellyfishing. (17:56)

170. Lord Peel hurts to look at here. (17:59)

171. So you know he's being harmed and you're not firing them? Seriously, Dr. Chimpsky, what school id you go to? (18:21)

172. He's still hard to look at because of the bumps. (16:28)

173. Please, I'd rather watch SpongeBob than this! Hell, I'll even take The Card, Pet Sitter Pat, The Main Drain, A Pal For Gary, Squidward's School for Grown-Ups, or any other bad modern SpongeBob than this!

174. The SpongeBob Cramp Twins, except both of them are evil. (18:53)

175. Also, you know what? That's it. You've unleashed my inner primal rage, Rocket Monkeys. Why are you using this Megward the Wizard cliche? STOP TRYING TO MAKE IT FUNNY, BECAUSE IT'S BEEN DONE TO DEATH ALREADY! *gasp* SpongeBob SquarePants, Coconut Fred's Fruit Salad Island, the Cramp Twins, Wayside, Johnny Test, The Fairly OddParents, Fanboy and Chum Chum, Planet Sheen, Breadwinners, Sanjay and Craig, Tak and the Power of Juju, Allen Gregory, Family Guy, Mr. Pickles, Numb Chucks, Sidekick, Scaredy Squirrel, Total Drama, The Nutshack, Angela Anaconda, Bubsy, Bug Salad, IT DIDN'T WORK ONCE! (As for the case of Sanjay and Craig and Tak and the Power of Juju which I have yet to review their Megward the Wizard status, I'll be sure to check them out) It's not funny, it was never funny, it will never be funny. STOP. USING. THIS. CLICHE. IT'S BORING TRITE AT BEST. (18:53)

176. The monkeys watch as the sponges rape Lord Peel's face. (19:01)

177. And you try to make a fourth wall joke out of this. (19:03)

178. Do we need a stupid face to show that Wally bin Love Loaf is stupid? Especially after EVERY OTHER SECOND OF THIS EPISODE? (19:16)

179. I'm not sure if that electricity zap effect can cause seizures... (19:18)

180. Predictable joke. (19:22)

181. The animation is repetitive and might cause seizures to the more epileptic. (19:24)

182. Hah, Lord Peel now looks like a poop pickle. Maybe that might explain where Mr. Pickles came from. Oh wait, that's a show I'D SOMEHOW RATHER WATCH. And that's not a good sign. (19:30)

183. Oh come on! You make Bessie from The Mighty B seem tolerable, and I'm hating her energy as much as Mr. Enter hates Sparky's! (19:40)

184. Rectal thermometers cost 10 sins. (19:45)

194. KA-BOOMNANA! (19:51)

195. You killed him already, no more air is gonna help him. (19:57)

196. You didn't move at all, how did the teddy bear move out of his head? (19:58)

197. How is Lord Peel still alive? We've seen the ways he was mutilated, including last time, there's no way he's still alive! (20:02)

198. Scare-Larious made a gag about space not having air. I hear this show has continuity too, so that's a sin. (20:06)

199. Hey, writer! I pulled a satellite out of my ass! We need a way to torture Meg! I mean Kyle! I mean Squidward! I mean T-Midi! I mean Lord Peel! It'll cost 5 sins though. (20:07)

204. So he faked being in pain? He was badly injured, there's no way he healed that quickly. (20:17)

205. If that was the case, then that second half was completely pointless, not that it had any substance to begin with. 5 sins. (20:17)

210. PLEASE SHOOT THEM. (20:18)

211. But you're a cartoon! (20:23)

212. I wish. Unfortunately this got a third season and I hear there's going to be an hour long special. I can't wait for how bad they fuck that up. (20:26)

213. Ass pull! (20:29)

214. Hurdy hurdy hur, he's Megward the Wizard so he can't have his way! (20:36)

215. So he's not gonna shoot them? DAMMIT, 15 sins for that! (20:37)

230. Because potato peels. (20:39)

231. Then explain why Rocket Monkeys has a worse IMdB rating than Breadwinners, has gotten much more hate recently, and practically BOMBED on Nick. (20:47)

232. What they don't know is that they already have one. (20:52)

233. So we can torture him. (21:00)

234. How is he not screaming in agony from this? (21:13)

235. Also, another obvious joke. (21:13)

236. Also, this twist ending made the whole episode pointless. (21:13)

237. Reusing animation. If you don't know this one was from Scare-Larious. (21:16)

238. Twerk twerk twerk. (21:20)

239. 20 SINS AND SOME BRAIN BLEACH! (21:23)

259. That's phallic. (21:24)

260. That's just stupid. (21:33)

261. Reusing jokes over and over isn't going to make them funny, you know! Especially when they weren't funny to begin with!

262. Why haven't you killed them already! I was rooting for you at first, but now I can't root for anyone. Stupid show. (21:40)

END

263 SINS

Failed Joke Counter (actually, that's pretty much every joke they go for in this episode that I found, but not ONE got a laugh out of me):
01. 11:38 02. 11:42 03. 11:44 04. 11:48 05. 11:51 06. 12:01 07. 12:03 08. 12:13 09. 12:21 10. 12:35 11. 12:38 12. 12:44 13. 12:53 14. 12:55 15. 13:00 16. 13:05 17. 13:14 18. 13:18 19. 13:22 20. 13:38 21. 13:49 22. 13:59 23. 14:11 24. 14:15 25. 14:17 26. 14:32 27. 14:36 28. 14:48 29. 14:58 30. 15:06 31. 15:16 32. 15:19 33. 15:22 34. 15:26 35. 15:32 36. 15:49 37. 15:51 38. 15:53 39. 15:59 40. 16:26 41. 16:28 42. 16:30 43. 16:36 44. 16:38 45. 16:40 46. 16:53 47. 16:56 48. 17:00 49. 17:07 50. 17:16 51. 17:21 52. 17:24 53. 17:29 54. 17:52 55. 17:58 56. 18:06 57. 18:11 58. 18:19 59. 18:23 60. 18:27 61. 18:31 62. 18:42 63. 18:51 64. 18:56 65. 19:01 66. 19:11 67. 19:15 68. 19:16 69. 19:18 70. 19:22 71. 19:29 72. 19:33 73. 19:43 74. 19:46 75. 19:51 76. 19:58 77. 20:07 78. 20:18 79. 20:29 80. 20:37 81. 20:40 82. 20:43 83. 20:07 84. 21:11 85. 21:14 86. 21:16 87. 21:17 88. 21:18 89. 21:20 90. 21.21 91. 21:22 92. 21:24 93. 21:30 94. 21:33 95. 21:37

263x95

24,985 TOTAL SINS

PUNISHMENT: TORTURE BY BEING PLACED IN A HOSPITAL ROOM WITH GUS AND WALLY

(Super Mario Galaxy theme plays)

You know how I think From Bad to Nurse was a much better version of this episode despite still being awful? That at least had Buhdeuce and SwaySway punished in the end. This one had no redeeming qualities, I didn't remove one sin from this.

My honest thoughts: I hate this show. Season 2 looks pretty hit and miss so far, hopefully mostly hit, but Season 1 was absolutely awful. Few, if any, jokes worked in any of the episodes. There are many that didn't get ONE laugh out of me. There were like, 3 or 4 jokes that actually did get a laugh out of me. I'd even say Family Guy and SpongeBob can still be funny once in a while. And Coconut Fred's Fruit Salad Island did have an episode that did have one part that was surprisingly funny (the episode was still bad though), even if every other joke ever in the show BOMBED.

Oh, and don't take these Everything Wrong Withs seriously. They're based on a series that doesn't take itself that seriously to begin with that was based on a series that doesn't take itself that seriously to begin with.

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